Ron Swanson Manly Love Card


You’re the eggs to my bacon.

20 in stock

Do and your special someone share a love of all things breakfast? Do you perhaps spend the weekends hand-carving a canoe at your secluded woodland cabin? Do you work for the local government because you loathe the government? Or perhaps you enjoy regaling each other with stories of your youth over glasses of whiskey and a nice, big steak? Have you been married to multiple women named Tammy?Then this, my friend, is the perfect card for you.

This handsome greeting card features the man, the myth, the legend, Ron Swanson, in all his stern-faced, moustachioed glory. He greets your significant other with the phrase “I know what I’m about, son. I’m all about you, and breakfast foods.” Card measures 4.5″x5″, folded, and comes with matching kraft envelope.

Each card is printed to order. Yours may vary slightly from photos shown.

*Moustachioed background print by the talented ClaireTALE-

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions 5 x 7 x .1 in

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